- adults: record numbers of teens are depressed, we must find out why
- teens: school is more stressful than ever, our parents screwed over the economy, the earth is on a path to total environmental destruction, and now we have to deal with actual fuckin nazis
- adults: it's the iphones isn't it
*pokes bruise* where did you come from?
you, a doctor: *handing me my new born baby* I’m sorry but your wife didn’t make it
me, an intellectual: *handing baby back to him* bring me the one my wife made
I am so sick of being sad!!! okay brain!!! I get it!!! shit happened!!! stop being so melodramatic it’s over now. we still gotta, like…live n shit!!!
the glow after crying is such #a look
